The Wonderful Pidgeon

So this is based on a quote from Blathers in Wild World.

Blathers: I should say, dear Brewster has provided me much entertainment over the years… It’s not that the fellow is naive, per se, its just… Well… How to put this?

Blathers: The wonderful pigeon is just rather simple.

Player: Really?

Blathers: Indeed, he is, though I don’t mean to say he’s daft… He’s just innocent.

Blathers: The other day, a sleazy business-type oozed into the cafe… This wretch was trying to sell Brewster a counterfeit piece of art! Hoo-rrific! “Real Coffee. Real Art. Real Profits. You’d be CRAZY to pass up this deal!”

Blathers: Now of course, most folk would see right through such a charlatan… Not our pigeon, however. Thank goodness I showed up when I did, eh Wot!

Blathers: Indeed, “FAKE!” I cried, and the cad fled from my pique-ruffled feathers!

Yeah! And I just thought it would be cute if I gave my theory as to what I think happened afterwards. It was too precious to pass up. It’s one of the most adorable friendships ever!! (I kind of ship them though, ehehee...)